dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Damn victory sex feels great
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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