It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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