BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Randomize
