nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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