So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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