This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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