So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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