I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize