Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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