so explain again why im purple
no
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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