yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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