Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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