So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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