It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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