i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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