I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
