So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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