C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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