I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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