He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
