i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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