I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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