I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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