How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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