when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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