Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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