Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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