god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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