I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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