She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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