i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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