Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Life is so much better after having sex.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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