i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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