He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Pants are for mortals
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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