I cockslap morals
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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