ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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