so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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