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It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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