where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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