you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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