so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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