I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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