i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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