Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
