dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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