Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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