It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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