Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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