i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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