She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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