I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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