drinking out of a sandbucket again
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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