U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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